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malcology:

they will find this portrait 3000 years from now and create a religion out of it



ticklishbutts:

theladyofpie:

ticklishbutts:

the Cold War is basically just the United State and the Soviet Union saying how big of a penis they have but when it comes down to it neither of them actually want to flash the other to show for fear the other actually does have a bigger penis

Holy shit, that’s spot on

I don’t post faulty penis analogies so of course it is








lolsofunny:

it’s sad to see it get old and rusty :(

that is so fucking creative…i never really realized they did that

:(

My childhood :(

Those movies just got darker and darker.

the one thing i love about this post is how no one even had to say what movie these are from.. every one just ….. knew.

^

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WE ALL KNEW. 






urbancatfitters:

“you’re only doing that for attention”

well yeah




maliciousmelons:

when the bell rings to go to lunch

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earthnation:

jumbled-memory:

vaginasareamyth:

earthnation:

remember when rebecca black was a thing

SHE STILL IS A THING I HAVE ALL 5 OF HER SINGLES ON MY IPOD LONG LIVE QUEEN BLACK

AMEN!! All hail Madame Black!!

why is this happening to me




peclro:

if you unfollow me, you wont be kissed by your crush on Friday at 1:30. sorry i dont make the rules.








tbh-awkward:

hashtaqs:

preachinqcats:

waterfahl:

sunsetsinfastforward:

slickbacksnapback:

3rdrudy:

WHY IS IT IN THE POT ARE THE OTHER ONES COOKING IT OMG THEY’RE CANNIBAL PENGUINS

GÜNTER!

He’s obviously using it as a hot tub…Duh!

dying

THERE IS ONE IN THE MICROWAVE..IS HE TANNING?

omg LOL

ones chillin there slicing carrots



insomniaccity:

(anything) feat. Pitbull

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fruitpunchg:

“ooooohhh” i say as i still dont understand





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phonographzerohash:

bless u cyborg